Monday

  • I’ve never met interesting person in my life who didn’t drink. If you don’t drink, you’re boring cunt and I know your story suck.All your stories end the same way: "and then I got home.
  •  . Ever asked a non-drinker why they don't drink? same fucking answer, "I don't like the taste of it." NONE OF US DO! Nobody likes the taste of it!
  •   Anyone who says, "I don't need to drink or take drugs to have fun. I'm high on life." punch that cunt in the head until your hand breaks
jim jeffries

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